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The Hall of Heroes.

Inscribed below are the names of the patriots who have made BrexVPN possible. Each name is also printed (in 8pt Times New Roman) on a single laminated A2 sheet which hangs in the foyer of the Portakabin. We are up to 32 so far.

The Wall

32 Heroes. And growing.

Each Hero receives a numbered position on the Wall, listed chronologically. The earlier the number, the more significant the contribution. (Note: #0001 is Brian. He insisted.)

No. 0001
Brian McAllister
Sevenoaks · Founder
No. 0002
Diane McAllister
Sevenoaks · Brian's wife
No. 0003
Derek Wilkinson
Skegness · Spreadsheet Custodian
No. 0004
Col. H. Carruthers-Whitmore
Maidenhead · Chair
No. 0005
Col. R. Pemberton
Maidenhead · Vegetable Affairs
No. 0006
Col. P. Goodwin
Maidenhead · Foreign Sources
No. 0007
Trevor
Refund Processing · Postal
No. 0008
Gary Farge
Romford · Patriot of the Month
No. 0011
John T., 78
Clacton-on-Sea
No. 0014
Margaret H., 71
Tunbridge Wells
No. 0019
Reginald C., 82
Bognor Regis
No. 0022
Sandra E., 67
Worthing
No. 0027
Brian P., 69
Frinton-on-Sea
No. 0031
Karen M.
Tunbridge Wells · Affiliate Lt.
No. 0033
Marjorie H.
Frinton · Top Affiliate Q1
No. 0037
Geoffrey W.
Bognor · Top Affiliate Q1 (2nd)
No. 0041
The Bishop of Maidstone
(anonymous)
No. 0042
Tarmac
Sevenoaks · Brian's dog
No. 0048
Reginald P.
Skegness · Affiliate
No. 0051
Cynthia L.
Eastbourne · Empire Plan
No. 0056
Nigel B.
Margate · Churchill Lifetime
No. 0062
The Lady of Frinton
(real name withheld)
No. 0064
Peter A.
Llandudno · Welsh Patriot
No. 0071
Dorothy & Stanley G.
Cromer · Joint Membership
No. 0078
A Mr. "Spudge"
Romford · Patron
No. 0083
Mrs. M. Featherington
Lyme Regis · Founder Patron
No. 0084
The Frensham Goose
Surrey · Honorary
No. 0091
BritBot42
Online · Anonymous · Top Masher
No. 0097
Roy "The Postman" Bingley
Sevenoaks · Honorary
No. 0103
Mavis P.
Worthing · Tea Sponsor
No. 0108
The Rev. K. Higgs
Tunbridge Wells · Spiritual Advisor
No. 0112
A Mr. Farage
(unverified)
Selection criteria

How does one become a Hero?

Induction to the Hall of Heroes is at the sole discretion of Brian, in consultation with the Colonels. There is no formal application process, although you may write a letter setting out your patriotic credentials.

Common paths to induction

  • Lifetime Churchill subscribers are inducted automatically.
  • Anyone who has referred 100+ patriots through the Affiliate Programme.
  • Anyone who has personally submitted 50+ URLs to the Colonels for review.
  • Anyone who has written to their MP about BrexVPN. (Letters with replies count double.)
  • Anyone Brian likes, frankly.

The Wall itself

The physical Wall of Heroes is a laminated A2 sheet hung in the Portakabin foyer (next to the dehumidifier). When the sheet becomes full, Derek prints another. We are currently on Sheet 4.

Removal

Heroes may be removed from the Wall only if they: (a) cancel their subscription, (b) start using a competitor's VPN, (c) publicly express support for the Liberal Democrats, or (d) ask Brian for a refund.

Want your name on the Wall?

Upgrade to a Churchill plan and your name will be added to the next printed sheet within 14 weeks (printer-toner permitting).

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