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Meet Brian.

Brian is BrexVPN's Chief Technology Officer, Founder, Network Operator, Compliance Officer and General Manager. His laptop, a 2009 Dell Inspiron, currently routes the internet traffic of 14,003 patriots from a converted spare room above a post office in Sevenoaks, Kent.

Brian McAllister is the cornerstone of British digital sovereignty. A former regional sales manager for a paving supplies firm in Bromley, Brian turned his attention to cybersecurity in the spring of 2024 after a row with his nephew about an article in The Guardian. By the autumn, BrexVPN was founded on the kitchen table.

Today, Brian is responsible for everything from server uptime to answering customer queries personally, which he does between 9 and 11am on Tuesdays, provided his wife Diane is at her aqua-aerobics class. Outside of these hours all support tickets are forwarded to an answerphone that no one has the password for.

A typical Tuesday

  • 06:40 โ€” Tea. Two sugars. Strong.
  • 07:15 โ€” Walks the dog (Tarmac, 8) around the green.
  • 08:00 โ€” Reads the Express.
  • 09:00 โ€” Switches on the laptop. BrexVPN goes live.
  • 11:00 โ€” Switches off the laptop. BrexVPN goes offline. He calls this "scheduled maintenance".
  • 11:30 โ€” Drives to Wickes.
  • 15:00 โ€” Brings the laptop back online. Calls this "the afternoon shift".
  • 17:30 โ€” Sky News. Diane returns. Day concludes.

What Brian believes

"The internet was better in 1998. Everything was. I'm not saying we should go back, I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try."

Brian holds no formal qualifications in computing, networking, telecommunications or information security. He does, however, hold a Level 2 NVQ in Customer Service from 1997, which he keeps in a frame above the toaster.

In the press

Brian has been interviewed twice by the Sevenoaks Chronicle and once, briefly, by GB News (the segment was cut for time). He has politely declined offers from the BBC on the grounds that "they wouldn't get it".

By the numbers

Brian, quantified.

14,003
Patriots served
1
Laptops in production
2 hrs
Daily uptime
3,847
Tickets currently unread

Brian's journey

  1. 1963
    Born

    Born in Bexley to a baker and a milliner. A quiet child, fond of buses.

  2. 1981
    First job

    Stockroom assistant at Currys. Stays for 11 years. Develops a lifelong scepticism of vacuum cleaners.

  3. 1997
    Level 2 NVQ โ€” Customer Service

    Awarded with distinction. Frames the certificate. Begins managing a small paving supplies operation in Bromley.

  4. 2016
    Votes Leave

    Brian later describes this as "the most decisive thing I have ever done, apart from getting the conservatory".

  5. 2024
    The Guardian Incident

    A heated discussion with nephew Callum (28) over an article about heat pumps prompts Brian to investigate "this VPN thing the news keeps talking about". A path is set.

  6. 2025
    BrexVPN goes live

    First customer: Diane (his wife). She does not use it.

  7. 2026
    14,003 patriots and counting

    Featured in the Sevenoaks Chronicle. Brian frames the cutting.