v1.4.2 (SP3)
Windows XP
Pentium 4, 256MB RAM, ISDN or better. Recommended: 56k modem for "authentic experience".
Our flagship platform. Lovingly maintained by Brian.
Download .exeBrexVPN runs on all major British operating systems. Choose your platform below. If your device isn't listed, we recommend you upgrade — by which we mean, downgrade.
Our Windows XP build is the gold standard. Other platforms are supported on a best-effort basis, where "best-effort" is defined loosely.
Pentium 4, 256MB RAM, ISDN or better. Recommended: 56k modem for "authentic experience".
Our flagship platform. Lovingly maintained by Brian.
Download .exePentium II, 64MB RAM, 50MB free disk. CD-ROM drive required (we will post you a disc).
Now with full Year-2000 compliance.
Request CD486DX, 16MB RAM. Brian still has a copy somewhere.
Distributed on 12 × 3.5" floppy disks. Postage £14.
Request floppyNo timeline. Brian does not own an Apple device and refuses to learn.
"They make you take the headphone jack out, mate. Not on."
Coming 2031We do not agree with Linux on principle. The Colonels were firm.
Submit appeals via post to the panel.
Not supportedApple's App Store reviewers have rejected BrexVPN seventeen (17) times for "misleading claims".
We will post you the .ipa on a USB stick.
Sideload via postAndroid 4.0+. Will not run on Huawei devices, on principle.
Sideloading required. We do not believe in Google.
Download .apk"Too many corners are rounded." Pending Colonels' approval.
Estimated review date: Tuesday, eventually.
Awaiting verdictSamsung Family Hub (2018+). Routes browser traffic through your fridge.
Why? Because we can. Sort of. Not really.
Join waitlistBrexVPN is designed to be light. We do not use any JavaScript frameworks, largely because Brian can't spell them. The installer is 2.4 MB and arrives in a single ZIP file, which we are aware is mildly woke but tolerated.